Shit got to get together

News!

D'arcy is on the second guitar. Fuck yeah. He is rad, and loves pizza. You will also love pizza, as a result. He'll also be commandeering the blog, and actually updating it. That's what's up, kids.

Otherwise, March 20th in Belleville, we're playing with some fine bands, including the Bendeccos. We're sure to upset any of the punk elite, but we will also offer hugs to those unsatisfied.

Shirts, records, and other stuff coming up in the near future.

It's here...

Twenty copies available(until we stop being lazy and make the other thirty), $3 each. Makes a great gift for moms, dads, and that hard to buy for uncle in jail. Each copy is hand-numbered, and includes a fantastic fortune for you to behold(but no, seriously)!

I hope the ghost of Jim Jones doesn't come back and lose his shit on me for all those samples. I guess it beats being sued, right?

Oh yeah. We have a little sheet included in the cassette with a download link, but it's also here, to save you from having to steal it otherwise:
http://www.mediafire.com/?2yumojjygut

Love,
Peter

SWEET TIMES.

St. Catherines last night was a blast!

Thanks a ton to all the kids that came out to show their support and to Dylan at The Vegan Police and everyone at 73 for having us. Also thanks to I Refuse and Northern Primitive for being such inspiring bands and awesome dudes to boot.

Come out to the Bovine on Tuesday. We should be on around 10 o'clock.

Finally. It's here.

We're dubbing it asap, and it'll be all yours, for but a piece of gold(or is it still salt?). In the meantime, you can download it and put it on your computer and listen to only this, since it wasn't stolen, and you can feel better knowing this is one of the four things you're listening to that isn't stolen(don't worry, it's just as satisfying as the stolen stuff).

Download here


Also:
Saturday in St. Catherines @ 73 St Paul. Be there, support the cause and eat some rad food.

Tuesday at the Bovine: Faxes + Detroit = massage oil for your eyes and ears

Peace.

Burning in Jager, drowning in flame....

So....that last-minute Toronto show we hinted at? It's happening. Here's the info:

TUESDAY, JANUARY 19TH @ THE BOVINE SEX CLUB (42 Queen St West)

DETROIT
BLACK FAXES

9 PM DOORS

FREE FREE FREE

We are also going to (finally) have our cassette demos available at this show, so bring money and stick that shit in your ghettoblaster. Just don't be a menace.

2010

...is off to a great start.

Demos are almost ready. We put up a couple of the new tracks on MySpace. Many thanks to Veikko for helping us out with recording. We'll likely have them by the end of this week, which will coincide nicely with our first brave foray outside of Toronto to play St Catherines on January 16th. If you happen to be in that beautiful part of the province and think that wine tasting tours are lame (personally, I think they're the shit) you should come down, eat some tasty vegan dishes and check the bands out. We're also looking to play out of town a bit more nowadays (as much as we adore the cold, ineffectual lover we call home) so please get in touch through blackfaxes@gmail.com or our MySpace (linked above) if you can be of any help.






























In related news, a last-minute show in Toronto may also be happening next week with some good friends of ours. Stay tuned.

KILLER!

Sunday was rad. A lot of bullshit leading up to the day, but we made it through, and no one had to die(seriously, someone almost had to die)! Huge thanks to everyone who was willing to offer gear to us on such short notice. Especially Mr. Woodford, of Titan, who kindly loaned a left-handed guitar. Heavy music needs more fine people following the left-hand path. Or some shit.

Anyway, January 16 in St. Catherines, and March 1st in Toronto(with Surroundings motherfuckers!), and a bunch of shit from here to there. Let's do this up right, shall we?

We'll have real, honest-to-god recordings available soon. We got them back, we're happy, and now we're going to force them down your damn throats.

That's all. Eat at Sadie's.