The Curse Of Age

What to say, what to say...

Our shows with Alaskan were fucking great. They treated us like real ladies, as only true gentlemen know how. Hopefully they'll be down here soon(i.e. Canada Day), so we can see how long it takes to get the police called on us.

Oh wait, this isn't about my summer vacation, is it? No? Well, fuck you, here is a video from St. Catherines:

Meet Maggie!


Recording:
We're looking to get into the studio with Scott Sokoloski(Akroid, Smile, Gorgeous Industries, the master of Rippin' Jams) in the next month, and lay to wax some of the finest recordings ever captured by mere mortals. Then again, since it is Scott, maybe mortal isn't the correct term...

Shows:
We've got one coming up. July 25th with Cloud Mouth(from Chicago), and Bandera(from awesome). Maybe someone else? We want to play your show, so book us.

That may be all. New pictures from the tour are up on myspace. We're still without 'press' photos. Does anyone really want to see what the fuck we look like, anyhow? Come see us, and we're likely to get way more visible than you will ever ask for.

-P

New shows!

We're booking shows like some motherfuckers. See the sidebar.

May seems to be our month, so come get heavy.

I'll leave you with this:

Fuck yeah

THIS SATURDAY. STUDIO BLR. FUCK YES. RUINER. BOTTOMFEEDER. BLACK FAXES.

SHIRTS. BUTTONS. TAPES.

GODDAMN.

Blastin' Muthafuckas

Good news, you fucking bastards(I kid! We love you)!


Shirts(see that image?) are on their way to being printed, songs are being written, and we're planning on recording in the very near and real future.

So that leaves you with buttons, tapes, shirts, and who knows, maybe even the potential for a hard copy of a recording that isn't available on obsolete media! Wait. Ahh, fuck it.

Check out the shows coming up. Ruiner on the 8th. That'll be nice and big, and you get to soak it all up, because it'll be nice and warm and in that dank little hole we all love so much, Siesta Nouveaux.

Also, I'm selling some shit:
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/msg/1659641330.html

Go in peace with the lord.

Check it

http://www.mediafire.com/?3yu4myq3dho

I just re-uploaded the demo, with all the tracks separated, for your listening ease and pleasure. Share it around, and if you're interested in buying a copy of the cassette, or talking about shows, contact us at blackfaxes@gmail.com

P

Shit got to get together

News!

D'arcy is on the second guitar. Fuck yeah. He is rad, and loves pizza. You will also love pizza, as a result. He'll also be commandeering the blog, and actually updating it. That's what's up, kids.

Otherwise, March 20th in Belleville, we're playing with some fine bands, including the Bendeccos. We're sure to upset any of the punk elite, but we will also offer hugs to those unsatisfied.

Shirts, records, and other stuff coming up in the near future.

It's here...

Twenty copies available(until we stop being lazy and make the other thirty), $3 each. Makes a great gift for moms, dads, and that hard to buy for uncle in jail. Each copy is hand-numbered, and includes a fantastic fortune for you to behold(but no, seriously)!

I hope the ghost of Jim Jones doesn't come back and lose his shit on me for all those samples. I guess it beats being sued, right?

Oh yeah. We have a little sheet included in the cassette with a download link, but it's also here, to save you from having to steal it otherwise:
http://www.mediafire.com/?2yumojjygut

Love,
Peter